- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Source: wildbambi
Source: you-cant-be-my-superman
Nor do girls realise that the same goes for guys you bunch of self-centered bitches.
(via kassexluv)
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